In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.
Stargate SG-1 5×22: Revelations
SG1 attempts to rescue an Asgard scientist from the Goa’uld.
Criminal Minds 2×23: No Way Out (2): The Evilution of Frank
When the prolific serial killer Frank returns and murders Gideon’s girlfriend, Gideon takes off to find him without telling the team where he is going. The BAU must then profile Gideon as well as Frank to find both of them.
The L Word 4×12: Long Time Coming
Bette seeks Tina’s advice on how to get Jodi back, but is surprised to learn that Tina no longer wants to be straight. Alice is devastated when Tasha is called in for another tour in Iraq. Meanwhile, Phyllis seeks divorce, Jenny is excluded in any decisions regarding the movie, and Helena frees herself from Catherine’s tangles.
Gossip Girl 2×25: The Goodbye Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl decides to send a shocking email blast in the graduation ceremony of Constance Billard and St. Jude’s, pushing Serena to device a devious plan of attack. The Mean Girls Club challenge Jenny to succeed Blair as Queen Bee for next year. Lily and Rufus struggle with their relationship after Lily’s betrayal. As for the cliffhangers, Blair and Chuck finally…and Serena is shocked by…and Georgina decides to…and Dan, Nate and Vanessa unknowingly…
Men In Trees 1×17: The Indecent Proposal
While Jack and Lynn’s relationship gets more complicated, Patrick decides that he wants Annie’s father to agree to their marriage. Meanwhile, a new visitor, Cash, moves into Marin’s cabin temporarily in exchange for repairing it.
Stargate SG-1 4×22: Exodus (1)
The SGC are loaning their Goa’uld Mothership to their good friends and allies, the Tok’ra, so they will be able to move to a planet that is not on the gate system. However, Tanith is caught out and tells Apophis where the Tok’ra are.
90210 1×24: One Party Can Ruin Your Summer
Adrianna and Navid are forced to make an impromptu exit from the prom when Adrianna goes into labor. Dixon confronts Ethan about Silver when he notices that Ethan might be developing feelings for his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Annie reaches the breaking point when Naomi accuses her of trying to hook up with Liam, and some of her peers (still angry about the after party fiasco) decide to take both verbal and physical action against her.
The Simpsons 19×20: All About Lisa
Lisa outshines Krusty as his new assistant and steals the spotlight from him, earning her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart spend some quality time together with their new coin collecting hobby.
Stargate Atlantis 5×20: Enemy at the Gate
Todd informs Atlantis that a rogue Wraith has acquired several Z.P.M.’s to power a formidable new Hive ship. When the Daedalus engages it in battle but is unable to defeat it, the team gets a message indicating it is headed to Earth.
As part of his community service, Tracy must coach a little league team. All goes well until Jack takes interest in the team and turmoil starts from there. Meanwhile, Liz is asked out on a date by Jamie, the new coffee boy, who thinks Liz is actually younger than she truly is.
Jack moves on to a new job at Homeland Security, but the position is not quite what he anticipated. Meanwhile, Liz suffers a pregnancy scare, Kenneth confronts rival page Donny when applying for a Beijing Olympics gig, and Tracy works on his latest invention.
Floyd stays at Liz's place overnight when his flight is canceled. Meanwhile, Jack is demoted to the 12th floor, causing him to question his future status at the company. Finally, the staff celebrates Annual Sandwich Day with mysterious sandwiches from a secret location in Brooklyn.
When Don decides to promote Jack and make him his successor over Devon, Jack decides to give his old job to Liz because she always has his back. However, a turn of events concerning Don's health compromises Jack's promotion. Meanwhile, Tracy thinks that his son is embarrassed of his career because he did not invite him to fathers day at school.
Dennis becomes a New York City celebrity after jumping in front of a subway and saving someone who fell on the tracks. Meanwhile, Jack desperately tries to persuade Tracy to become the celebrity face of the Republican Party, and Kenneth meets old-time TV legend Bucky Bright, who doesn't quite match his expectations.
When someone on the TGS staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of MILF Island, he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone until the mole is found.
C.C. and Jack face a block in their relationship when C.C. decides to go public about the affair but Jack refuses. Meanwhile, Liz struggles to keep both Tracy and Jenna happy when the two find it hard to share the spotlight, while Frank makes fun of Toofer's Harvard education with bizarre results.
As part of his community service, Tracy must coach a little league team. All goes well until Jack takes interest in the team and turmoil starts from there. Meanwhile, Liz is asked out on a date by Jamie, the new coffee boy, who thinks Liz is actually younger than she truly is.
Jack falls for a congresswoman he meets at a cocktail party and despite the fact that they hold opposite views, the couple agrees to put politics aside and have a secret affair. Meanwhile, Liz believes her Middle Eastern neighbor to be a terrorist and thus tips off Homeland Security - creating a big mess.
It's time for Kenneth's annual house party - but he may be the only one excited about it. The soiree has only been attended by Liz in the past, so in order to get a better turnout Tracy spreads rumors that ultimately get out of hand. Meanwhile, Jack deals with NBC's new environmentally-friendly mascot, whose newfound stardom goes to his head.
Liz meets her longtime idol, Rosemary Howard, and invites her to be a guest writer on TGS with Tracy Jordan. However, Rosemary's ideas turn out to be too much for the show, prompting Jack to pressure Liz into firing her. Meanwhile, Jack takes Tracy to a therapist to explain to him why he must do the opposite of what he is told, and Jenna ruins Kenneth's page jacket - causing him to compete in a page-off to keep his job.
Jack hires his own private investigator to lead GE in the wrong direction so that they will not be able to find any dirt on him that might put him in a compromising position. Meanwhile, Angie announces that she will follow Tracy at all times to keep him in line, which Liz believes to be good until she covers for Tracy and gets on Angie's bad side. Finally, Jenna starts to worry once she starts to lose all the weight she gained over the summer and her popularity begins to hang on the line.
When Jack discovers that his boss is retiring, he decides to get in the competition for his position. Meanwhile, Jenna begins to enjoy her fame for being fat and along with Jack encourages Liz to get her act together. Finally, Kenneth makes it his mission to get Tracy and Angie back together.
Liz's excitement to see Jack quickly fades as he insists that she's still not over Floyd. Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld shows up at Jack's office in an upset mood after Jack announces his plan to use footage from Seinfeld to install Jerry into every current show on NBC, a strategy which he calls "SeinfeldVision". Finally, Kenneth becomes Tracy's office wife when Tracy separates from his wife, and Jenna returns to set a whole lot heavier now that she has been involved in Mystic Pizza: The Musical!.
South Park 6×17: Red Sleigh Down
Stargate SG-1 5×22: Revelations
Criminal Minds 2×23: No Way Out (2): The Evilution of Frank
The L Word 4×12: Long Time Coming
Gossip Girl 2×25: The Goodbye Gossip Girl
Men In Trees 1×17: The Indecent Proposal
Stargate SG-1 4×22: Exodus (1)
90210 1×24: One Party Can Ruin Your Summer
Stargate Atlantis 5×20: Enemy at the Gate