Two And A Half Men 2×24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man’s trophy wife. Meanwhile, Jake has to read a paper to his class.
Naruto 10×30: Instant Aesthetics
Kakashi must act quickly to calm Naruto down before he releases too much of Kyubi’s power. Meanwhile, Deidara is cornered by Gai’s team, and when he realizes that he can’t defeat them, he decides that the only way he’ll die is he takes everyone else with him!
Stargate Atlantis 1×20: Siege (2)
A new military contingent from Earth is sent through the Stargate to take command of Atlantis and defend it from the impending Wraith attack.
Will And Grace 1×22: Object Of My Rejection
Will is stunned to discover that Grace is dating her ex-fiancé Danny once again, but he chooses not to interfere after he’s accused of being meddlesome. Meanwhile, Jack agrees to take a walk down the aisle with Karen’s combative maid, Rosario, who needs a groom to help her smooth out some immigration problems.
Entourage 2×4: An Offer Refused
Vince has yet to ink a contract for Aquaman, but that doesn’t stop him from spending big bucks to decorate his new mansion. Eric is stressed out by all of the spending and pushes Ari to seal the deal. Meanwhile Drama is fixated on getting calf implants at the cost of $10K.
Gossip Girl 1×18: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing
Blair takes matters into her own hands to help Serena with the manipulative and evil Georgina Sparks. Lily, while keeping Rufus in her mind, prepares for her wedding with Bart Bass that is designed to be the Upper East Side’s social event of the year.
Serena finally tells Dan the whole truth about her past and they try to work things but it might be too late?
An unexpected guest shows up at Lily and Bart’s wedding. Georgina goes somewhere where she can do no harm. Blair plans to go somewhere with Chuck.
Grey’s Anatomy 5×24: Now or Never
Part one of a two-hour season finale. Izzie spends time with a fellow cancer patient and contemplates whether or not to undergo a risky surgery, as Mark is ready to take his relationship with Lexie to the next level. A patient makes Owen reassess his place at Seattle Grace and Izzie’s surgery to remove the brain tumor has dire consequences. This is the second hour of a 2-hour season premiere. A two episode entries have been created. The 10pm EST marker will mark to beginning of the second episode.
Gilmore Girls 3×22: Those Are Strings, Pinocchio
Rory finally learns her mother can’t afford to buy the Dragonfly Inn since financial aid for Yale didn’t come through. She decides to take matters into her own hands with a quick visit to her grandparents right before graduation. Luke has second thoughts about a trip with Nicole after something Lorelai tells him. Jess makes silent contact with Rory after her graduation ceremony from Chilton.
CSI Miami 2×24: Innocent
An adult film actress is found strangled in the park and the CSIs must find the killer. Blood and human tissue are found under Ashley Anders’ nails and the DNA matches that of the CEO of the company that distributes her films – and he’s a registered sex offender. Also, Calleigh discovers his answering machine audiotape on which he makes a threat against Ashley. However, there is an accident back at the lab with this crucial piece of evidence and Delko was the last person to handle it. Now, IAB’s Rick Stetler is put on the case, much to Horatio’s dismay, as the CSIs try to uncover further evidence in order to find the girl’s killer.
Eureka 3×14: Ship Happens
Henry’s ship returns, and Carter thinks it may be linked to the town’s deadly electrical anomalies.
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill is inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Joe, and end up saving Brian.
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she saves Rupert, although Lois doesn't take to the "new" Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him when he undergoes a prostate exam.
Two And A Half Men 2×24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Naruto 10×30: Instant Aesthetics
Stargate Atlantis 1×20: Siege (2)
Will And Grace 1×22: Object Of My Rejection
Entourage 2×4: An Offer Refused
Gossip Girl 1×18: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing
Grey’s Anatomy 5×24: Now or Never
Gilmore Girls 3×22: Those Are Strings, Pinocchio
Eureka 3×14: Ship Happens