SailorMoon 5×34: Usagi’s Love! The Moonlight Illuminates the Galaxy
The Simpsons 9×25: Natural Born Kissers
When their anniversary dinner is a flop and their love life seems to lack luster, Homer and Marge try to spice it up, first by traveling to a bed & breakfast. Meanwhile, Lisa and Bart use Grampa’s mine detector to find treasure and they find an alternate ending to “Casablanca.” Homer and Marge discover that the fear of getting caught is the spice they need until they are caught bearing it all. Homer and Marge discover that the fear of getting caught is the spice they need until they are caught bearing it all.
The 4400 3×13: Fifty-Fifty
Tom and Diana continue their investigation on Jordan Collier’s plan for mankind. Dennis Ryland returns to NTAC. Isabelle is seriously injured when she takes a classroom hostage.
Monk 7×16: Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
Monk becomes involved in the disappearance of a city official that could have ramifications concerning Trudy’s murder.
One Tree Hill 1×22: The Games That Play Us
In the first season finale, Lucas and Nathan bear the brunt of Dan’s abuse as he coaches them into the playoffs, pushing both of them to their breaking points. Lucas is stunned when Haley’s reconciliation with Nathan heightens the intensity of their relationship. Meanwhile, Whitey learns that his medical condition may be more serious than he first expected, and Dan learns a shocking secret concerning Deb and Keith.
Ugly Betty 3×24: The Fall Issue
The sudden death of a Mode editor leaves Betty and Marc competing for the same job. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina demands that Claire tender her resignation at a big awards ceremony … or she’ll reveal Claire’s dark secret to Cal Hartley; Matt lets his jealousy over Henry get the best of him; and Justin nervously waits to see if he got into performing arts school.
Season Finale. An unnamed source files a grievance against Brenda in the midst of a high-profile investigation of a murdered L.A. filmmaker. With her career on the line, Brenda is skeptical of Chief Pope’s intentions when he volunteers to help.
Brenda spurns the accusation, refusing to suppress her demeanor in deference to the complaint.
In response to the situation, the PHD team comes together to act in unison, sending shock waves through the entire department.
Psych 3×16: An Evening With Mr. Yang
Shawn’s exploits have garnered him fame, if not fortune. Unfortunately, they’ve also brought him to the attention of the Yin Yang serial killer.
Sex and the City 3×18: Cock-A-Doodle-Do
Mr. Big phones Carrie and invites her to lunch, which she accepts against Miranda’s advice. Samantha’s sleep is being disturbed by the noise made by some transsexual prostitutes, and she ends up inviting them in for a rooftop party with the other three friends. Charlotte receives an early-morning visit from Trey, who’s finally ready for her. Miranda is feeling that her life is in a rut, and runs into Steve on a couple of occasions.
Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin's apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney considers moving in with Marshall and Lily.
It's still Marshall and Lily's big wedding day but now we're at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure out Ted and Robin's secret.
With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall's wedding day, to everyone's surprise it's confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.
This episode contains Russ Culley's winning line from TV.com's How I Met Your Mother "Barneyism" contest: "Excuse me miss, you dropped something -- your jaw."
Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.
Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin's apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney considers moving in with Marshall and Lily.
Marshall is all set to celebrate his beloved Fiero hitting the 200,000 mile mark but it stops. While the gang sits in the mechanic's garage and waits to hear what will happen to the vehicle they think about times gone by that they have spent together in the car. We also get the story of how Ted met Marshall.
Lily gets asked to play in an off-off-off-off-Broadway play, and the gang shows up to support her. Ted and Robin get hung up on what each kept from their past relationships. Barney performs his own play to prove a point to Lily.
Ted can't seem to catch a flight to interview for his dream job and he and Robin contemplate why. The story unfolds backwards as they think about it they remember when Robin and Lily went hunting for a wedding dress and when Barney got stuck on the subway.
When a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and watch it together on Monday. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in Lily's class, while doing the news puts Robin in danger of finding out who won.
When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.
Robin wants to tell Ted that she loves him, but she can't tell him. Meanwhile, her sister visits and brings her boyfriend, and Robin doesn't know how to react when her sister says she's ready to lose her virginity.
Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.
Barney's brother, James (Wayne Brady), visits and Robin, the only one in the group that has never met him, is suprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he finds difficult to swallow.
Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret.
Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope, and their quest to overcome the three-day wait for a marriage license crosses them with some Chinese gamblers, a ship captain, and a sexy novelty shirt.
First aired: 11/6/2006 Production Code: 2ALH07
Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily decides to do everything she can to find out about this her and break them up. Also, Barney gets a new name.
Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted's office, where she promptly steals to teach Ted's boss a lesson.
Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won't go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation. Lily finds a place to stay.
After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his trail after discovering that Ted hit it off with a girl named Anna shortly afterward.
Ted's parents visit New York for their anniversary and he learns a family secret. Robin worries that they won't like her. Lily and Marshall try to adjust to the new format of their relationship now that they are no longer together.
Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.
The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.
The Simpsons 9×25: Natural Born Kissers
The 4400 3×13: Fifty-Fifty
Monk 7×16: Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
One Tree Hill 1×22: The Games That Play Us
Ugly Betty 3×24: The Fall Issue
The Closer 1×13: Standards and Practices
Psych 3×16: An Evening With Mr. Yang
Sex and the City 3×18: Cock-A-Doodle-Do