The team learns of an ancient weapons system in the village of Camelot on an alien planet.
Bleach 8×22: The Fallen Shinigami’s Pride
The battle with Ichigo and Amagai comes to a close. Amagai finds out the shocking truth of his father’s death.
One Tree Hill 3×22: The Show Must Go On
Nathan worries about Haley as they prepare to renew their vows; Deb confesses to Dan about the fire; and Peyton and Brooke’s friendship becomes strained.
Stargate Atlantis 3×20: First Strike (1)
Colonel Abe Ellis arrives at Atlantis with a new Earth ship, The Apollo and a new mission. Dr. Weir has misgivings about that mission, one that could start a war with a very powerful enemy. When his mission goes wrong, Weir must take radical action to save Atlantis.
Friends 1×24: The One where Rachel Finds Out
Joey’s new girlfriend wants to go to bed with him, but Joey’s participation in a fertility study is preventing this. During Rachel’s birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her.
True Blood 1×12: You’ll Be the Death of Me
Sookie finds a connection to the murders in Bon Temps. Jason finds a new goal in life. Bill temps fate continuing to find a way to rescue Sookie from harm. Sam is troubled by a familiar face from his past.
Gossip Girl 1×18: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing
Blair takes matters into her own hands to help Serena with the manipulative and evil Georgina Sparks. Lily, while keeping Rufus in her mind, prepares for her wedding with Bart Bass that is designed to be the Upper East Side’s social event of the year.
Serena finally tells Dan the whole truth about her past and they try to work things but it might be too late?
An unexpected guest shows up at Lily and Bart’s wedding. Georgina goes somewhere where she can do no harm. Blair plans to go somewhere with Chuck.
Kyle XY 1×10: Endgame
The Petersons, Kyle’s real parents, arrive to take him home, but Kyle is skeptical about his biological ties, so he turns to Tom Foss for answers. Meanwhile, Stephen has trouble accepting that Kyle may be leaving.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer 7×22: Chosen
Angel arrives with an amulet which may be a weapon against the First. The battle-lines are drawn and the gang spends the night preparing for the final confrontation. A confrontation that some may not survive. Armed with an amulet they know nothing about, a scythe which holds the key to the Slayer line, and magicks which they may not be able to control, they prepare to face the assembled armies of the First Evil.
Stargate SG-1 6×22: Full Circle
SG-1 must defend Abydos from Anubis, who has come to take the Eye of Ra, an object of fabled power.
In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.
In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.
The boys find a discarded joint and think that just by touching it, it will turn them into junkies and ruin their lives. Stan tells them not to believe everything they're told and throws the joint away. Soon after, a man from the future claims to be Stan, and that his life was ruined by drugs.
Stan wages a one-man war against John Edwards after he talks with Kyle, who believes he's meant to go to Jewleeard, a prestigious school.
Meanwhile, Chef takes Cartman to see John Edwards to help with Kenny's soul being inside him. Realizing he's of little help, they leave for Scotland to see Chef's parents.
After Mr. Garrison is promoted to 4th Grade teaching again, and in a meeting with Principal Victoria, he realizes that he can make a lot of money if he gets fired for being gay. So, he hires a new assistant, Mr. Slave, and performs lewd acts in front of his class. The boys complain to their parents and are taken to the Museum of Tolerance, where they are taught it's wrong to discriminate against people.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.
After a kidnapper attempts to abduct Tweek, a series of breaking news events related to child abductions begins to worry the town's parents. This eventually brings them to the conclusion that they must barricade themselves behind a great wall to protect their children. Fortunately for them, a local City Wok owner has just the skills the townsfolk are looking for.
When Bebe starts "blossoming into womanhood", the boys in South Park start to revert to Neanderthal-like creatures that fight for her affection. The girls are no help either as they constantly call Bebe derogatory names.
The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.
Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.
The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.
The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance & Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV has taken on a life of its own
While their parents are being sold time shares, the boys are out on the slopes of Aspen. Not that he cares about the outcome; Stan is challenged to a ski race which he must win to save the youth center, get the girl and free some Indian spirits a la the ski movies of the 1980s.
The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.
The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child.
Stargate SG-1 9×20: Camelot
Bleach 8×22: The Fallen Shinigami’s Pride
One Tree Hill 3×22: The Show Must Go On
Stargate Atlantis 3×20: First Strike (1)
Friends 1×24: The One where Rachel Finds Out
True Blood 1×12: You’ll Be the Death of Me
Gossip Girl 1×18: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing
Kyle XY 1×10: Endgame
Buffy The Vampire Slayer 7×22: Chosen
Stargate SG-1 6×22: Full Circle