The battle with Ichigo and Amagai comes to a close. Amagai finds out the shocking truth of his father’s death.
24 5×24: Day 4: 6:00 A.M.-7:00 A.M.
Jack takes his fight directly to the President as he attempts to force a confession from him that will prove his involvement in the day’s events. Martha vents her hatred for her husband in front of the press as Logan gives a eulogy over Palmer’s body. Jack and Audrey share a tender moment when it seems the crisis has subsided, but Jack finds that his problems have only begun as his past catches up with him.
The Simpsons 20×16: Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
Moe develops an internet relationship with a woman named Maya; when the two agree to meet face to face Moe is shocked to discover that Maya is three feet tall.
The Simpsons 16×21: The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star
Bart is given the role of a cooper in the school’s medieval festival, while Lisa is the queen. Bart is blamed and expelled when rats come out of large pie that is presented to the queen. Marge looks for a new school for Bart and decides to try out a Catholic school. In his first day at school Bart encounters a tough nun and Father Sean. Bart takes a liking to Father Sean and begins to embrace the Catholic faith, which concerns Homer and Marge. Homer goes to the school with the purpose of taking Bart out of school, only to himself being converted before the night is through. With her husband and son gone Marge finds herself alone at church. Reverend Lovejoy tells her that when they die she and Homer will be going to different heavens. Marge, Ned and Reverend Lovejoy go to Homer and Bart’s first communion class to at the very least liberate Bart from becoming Catholic. To bring Bart back to his old religion they take him to a religious festival. Father Sean and Homer arrive hoping to take Bart back, but Bart in one his rare moments of insight brings both sides together, that is until 1,000 years later.
South Park 11×14: The List
The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.
Arrested Development 1×22: Let ‘Em Eat Cake (1)
In the first season finale, George Sr. has a heart attack, and Maeby is jealous when George Michael likes another girl. Meanwhile, Lindsay decides to leave Tobias until a book he wrote a long time ago becomes a gay bestseller, and Buster and Annyong compete over women.
Fringe 1×20: There’s More Than One of Everything
Someone close to Fringe Division is attacked, and bioterrorist David Robert Jones returns. Meanwhile, Walter disappears inexplicably.
One Tree Hill 4×21: All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
Dan must face the harsh consequences of his decision to murder Keith as Karen and Haley’s pregnancies complicate the lives of Nathan and the graduating seniors of Tree Hill High. Lucas wrestles with his post-high school options, and Peyton and Brooke prepare to spend the summer in Los Angeles together.
One Tree Hill 1×22: The Games That Play Us
In the first season finale, Lucas and Nathan bear the brunt of Dan’s abuse as he coaches them into the playoffs, pushing both of them to their breaking points. Lucas is stunned when Haley’s reconciliation with Nathan heightens the intensity of their relationship. Meanwhile, Whitey learns that his medical condition may be more serious than he first expected, and Dan learns a shocking secret concerning Deb and Keith.
Ghost Whisperer 4×23: Book of Changes
Melinda hopes she can protect her baby after a ghost visits her.
The alternate SG-1 go to Chulak to find Teal'c and Daniel is killed. The alternate Carter, O'Neill, and Teal'c then go back to ancient Egypt to correct the past. They meet the original timeline Daniel who is the only survivor of a failed rebellion against Ra. Together, they must formulate a plan to steal the Stargate so that Ra can not take it with him.
The alternate SG-1 go to Chulak to find Teal'c and Daniel is killed. The alternate Carter, O'Neill, and Teal'c then go back to ancient Egypt to correct the past. They meet the original timeline Daniel who is the only survivor of a failed rebellion against Ra. Together, they must formulate a plan to steal the Stargate so that Ra can not take it with him.
SG-1 and General O'Neill use the time-puddle jumper to go to Ancient Egypt to recover a ZPM. They successfully steal it but they find Jaffa surrounding the cloaked jumper. The future is altered and SG-1 never existed - Daniel teaches English as a second language, Carter proofreads astrophysics papers, and Jack retired from the Air Force and became a charter boat captain. Archaeologists find the video camera Daniel took with them with instructions to find the stargate, find Teal'c, and return to the past to correct the future.
While Daniel finds himself in a mysterious diner suspended between death and ascension, Jacob's fate takes an unexpected turn, Jack and Sam consider their romantic lives, and Anubis unleashes his plan for galactic destruction.
Ba'al sends his fleet back to retake the planet Dakara, pitting his ships against Teal'c and the Jaffa. The RepliCarter tries to probe Daniel's mind to find all the Ancients' knowledge, while Jacob and Carter discover the Ancient weapon on Dakara and try to figure out how to use it to destroy the Replicators. And on Earth, the Replicators overrun the SGC as Jack orders a nuclear strike.
The Replicators threaten to overwhelm the galaxy, taking out the Goa'uld and then Earth. While Sam and Thor work to develop a weapon, Teal'c and Bra'tac lead the rebel Jaffa in taking a major temple and Jack and Jacob are forced to make an alliance with Ba'al.
Robert Kinsey contacts General O'Neill and tells him that the Trust is trying to bring down the U.S. government, and want Kinsey's help. Kinsey and the Trust escape surveillance but when the trail leads to Russia, Daniel is captured when it is revealed that Kinsey tried to kill a leading Russian general...and Kinsey is now the host to a Goa'uld symbiote.
The planet that Harry Maybourne was relocated to by the Tok'ra is targeted by a System Lord and SG-1 must go to rescue him. They discover that Harry has made himself king using knowledge of the Ancients...knowledge that may give them access to the Ancients' time-travel technology.
General Hammond and Daniel go on an expedition on the Prometheus to Atlantis. They encounter an abandoned Goa'uld Al'kesh and decide to salvage it. A Kull warrior rings aboard the ship and rings everyone else onto the Al'kesh leaving only Daniel onboard the Prometheus. The Kull warrior turns out to be a woman named Vala who wants to use Prometheus to evacuate her people from a Goa'uld occupied world. But is she telling the truth?
The Replicator Carter that Fifth created contacts the SGC and tells them that she wants to be destroyed. She also tells them that Fifth has made all Replicators immune to the disruptor. But does she have an ulterior motive...?
Teal'c is upset when his son Rya'c plans to marry a Jaffa woman of the Haktyl who he sees as not fit for him. Ishta comes to the SGC after she believes Haktyl has been compromised, and moves her people into the SGC until Carter finds them a suitable planet. Ishta attends a meeting of Haktyl warriors to discuss rising against the Goa'uld Moloc, but he finds out about the meeting and captures her.
A rich industrialist has evidence to prove that there is alien life on other planets and gives the governments of the world 24 hours to reveal the truth or he's revealing it. The Air Force tries to discredit him. Then Carter is given the job to tell him about the Stargate and the Goa'uld to try to convince him that the world doesn't need to know. The Trust also tries to silence him.
Teal'c moves into an apartment off-base where he becomes involved in a neighbor's problems. Meanwhile, Carter's boyfriend, Peter Shanahan, proposes and Carter tries to decide. Teal'c is then charged for murder and kidnapping and Daniel disappears while trying to prove Teal'c innocent.
The SGC experiment with a virtual reality chair from the Gamekeeper's world (season 2), but Teal'c becomes trapped in a virtual loop against an undefeatable batch of Anubis drones.
First aired: 7/30/2004 Production Code: 804
Five days in the life of SGC as Jack assumes full command of the base and has to deal with a rapidly growing alien plant, the capture of SG-1 by Ba'al, arguing alien delegates, and a tricky traitorous System Lord.
A Russian Air Force Colonel comes to join SGC, as an alien creature shows up at the same time. The creature starts taking over members of the SGC. General O'Neill orders SGC to be locked down until the creature can be contained.
As the Replicators overwhelm the new Asgard homeworld, SG-1 works to revive Jack, create an Ancients weapon to stop the invaders, and tries to find the missing Sam, who is held captive by the humanform Replicator Fifth in a virtual reality.
While Sam and Teal'c go to the planet of the former human-form Replicators to contact the Asgard to cure Jack, Daniel and Dr. Weir must deal with Goa'uld System Lords who want the Ancients weapon the Tau'ri used to destroy Anubis.