Nancy gets a reality check about what a life of crime can entail. Andy acts like a fool and gets arrested. Celia tries alternative methods to deal with her breast cancer. She also steps out of her box and bonds with children. Shane gets in trouble at school. Again.
The L Word 3×12: Left Hand of the Goddess
Wedding plans occupy the girls, and Shane is reunited with her family. Helena pitches in to have Carmen’s family flown to Canada, Jenny and Max drift apart, and Kit has stunning news. Peggy Peabody reconnects with her daughter — but does it last? Finally, Tina has second thoughts about Angelica’s custody arrangements, leading Bette to take desperate measures to be with her daughter.
The Simpsons 17×22: Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
When Homer hears that the Isotopes are on a winning streak, he takes the family to the game. The first baseman’s game is going bad, caused by his sexy singing wife Tabitha embarrassing him during the game’s national anthem. Buck Mitchell sees Marge and Homer’s kiss on the game’s Kiss-Cam and comes to them for marital advice. They start working with the couple and Buck’s baseball career turns around, but it and the Simpson marriage goes awry again when Buck catches Homer giving Tabitha a neck massage. While Marge and Homer try keeping their marriage together they also try to get Buck and Tabitha back together.
Two And A Half Men 5×19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets the fiancée of Angie’s grown-up son, he realizes it’s not for the first time. Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.
Everybody Loves Raymond 2×25: The Wedding (2)
While the Barones prepare for a friend’s wedding, Ray kiddingly asks Debra, “Why did you marry me?” When she hesitates, he flashes back to the not-so-magical night ten years before when he popped the big question.
Gilmore Girls 3×22: Those Are Strings, Pinocchio
Rory finally learns her mother can’t afford to buy the Dragonfly Inn since financial aid for Yale didn’t come through. She decides to take matters into her own hands with a quick visit to her grandparents right before graduation. Luke has second thoughts about a trip with Nicole after something Lorelai tells him. Jess makes silent contact with Rory after her graduation ceremony from Chilton.
How I Met Your Mother 4×24: The Leap
As his 31st birthday nears, an all-nighter to try to get business has Ted realizing he may need to pursue another career than architecture. Meanwhile, Marshall tries to get him up to a rooftop surprise party.
Futurama 3×15: I Dated a Robot
Fry downloads Lucy Liu’s image from nappster.com onto a blank robot and falls in love with the computerized image that is programmed to love him back. His friends, who are worried about Fry, try to shut down nappster.com, and discover that the company has actually kidnapped real celebrities. They grab Lucy Liu’s preserved head and try to escape, but nappster.com send an army of warrior Lucy Liu-bots after them.
Dexter 2×12: The British Invasion
The Task force believes the Bay Harbor Butcher case is closed, but Dexter still has some trouble to deal with.
Scrubs 3×22: My Best Friend’s Wedding
The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.
Audrey Parker develops the ability to astral project herself. However, after she is murdered, Audrey attempts to use her ability to lead Tom and Diana to her killer.
Danny Farrell's newfound ability to spread promicin leads to several hundred deaths, including his mother. With Seattle in chaos, NTAC is forced to accept Promise City's offer of help. Shawn is faced with a difficult decision when Danny asks him to end his life to stop the spread of promicin.
Isabelle works with Tom in order to get close to Jordan. Shawn recruits a small band of promicin positives to break Kevin out of Promise City. Tom and Diana face off in the backroom of a grocery store, and Diana is forced to shoot Tom.
A computer virus attacks a large software company owned by a suspected member of The Marked. Maia visits Promise City and receives an unexpected birthday gift.
The Director of National Intelligence pressures NTAC to pursue Richard and Isabelle. Richard is visited by his dead wife, Lily. Shawn and Kevin Burkhoff announce that they have developed a test that can tell people whether taking promicin will cause their death. Tom has a dream about the future and the 4400.
Richard kidnaps Isabelle from Collier's Promise City. Richard hopes to start a new life with his daughter. Elsewhere, Tess has taken over a 1950's diner, and Shawn is asked to intervene.
A lockdown at NTAC threatens the lives of Tom, Diana, Meghan, Shawn, Kyle, Jordan, Isabelle, Maia, Marco, PJ and Brady when they wakeup inside the building with no recollection of how they got there. They must work together to survive when he building appears to have a mind of its own.
Jordan and his followers annex a run-down part of Seattle, dubbing it "Promise City". Shawn's campaign for city council is threatened when a woman accuses him of using his healing ability in exchange for sex.
Tom and Diana search for Curtis Peck, a 4400 film maker whose ability allows him to "know" the truth behind historical conspiracies. Jordan tries to recruit Shawn into his movement.
After realizing Tom knows he is promicin-positive, Kyle joins Jordan in a remote town called Evanston. Tom follows Kyle, and learns the remarkable truth about Evanston: all of its residents are promicin-positive.
Audrey Parker develops the ability to astral project herself. However, after she is murdered, Audrey attempts to use her ability to lead Tom and Diana to her killer.
Tom and Diana search for a person who has the ability to make people's worst fears come to life. Danny seeks Shawn's help in finding a promicin shot. Cassie leads Kyle to a book that contains a prophecy about Jordan Collier.
A high school student develops an ability after injecting promicin. Tom visits Isabelle in jail, while Diana searches for her missing sister. Following the advice of a young woman named Cassie, Kyle is able to wake Shawn from his coma.