Tony faces pressure from his own crew to give up his cousin to Johnny Sack. Tony does some soul-searching on Melfi’s couch and finally decides on a course of action. A.J. proves himself to be a schemer, while Christopher tells Carmela that he and Adriana have ended their relationship. Tony meets with Johnny Sack to restore peace between Jersey and New York, but the Feds play a surprise card that sends Tony fleeing to safety.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer 4×21: Primeval (2)
Adam reveals that Riley has a behavior modification chip located just over his heart and wired into his central nervous system. Buffy realizes what Spike is doing and tries to pull the gang back together in time for a final showdown with Adam inside the Initiative itself.
Scrubs 8×18: My Finale, Part 1 & 2
The Janitor’s real name is revealed.
Weeds 2×12: Pittsburgh
Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of her life. One of her sons is missing. Shane’s graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn’t feel like being in either of them. Heylia’s plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad’s kiss, Celia’s madness, and Kat’s craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.
Law And Order SVU 7×22: Influence
An unstable woman stops taking medication and mows down 10 people with her car; a former rock star wages an anti-psychiatric drug campaign.
Sex and the City 6×20: An American Girl in Paris (part deux)
After Petrovsky leaves Carrie behind for a second time in Paris, she begins to wonder if she’s doomed to follow in Juliet’s footsteps. Back in New York, Samantha’s chemo treatments are killing her sex drive, and she tries to push Smith away in an attempt to cope with it. Hoping to adopt a baby, Charlotte and Harry host an expectant couple from North Carolina, with the intent of acquiring their unborn child.
The L Word 5×12: Loyal and True
The two Peabody ladies return to L.A. and Helena makes a tempting offer to lover Cindi. While Tasha has trouble fitting in in her new job, Alice has a fun day out with fashion designer Clea Mason. Bette gives a speech in honor of Jodi at the opening of her latest exhibition, but she is shocked by Jodi’s new media installation. Phyllis demands Shane not to ruin her daughter’s future. Finally, at the wrap-up party for Lez Girls, Jenny thanks the girls for their loyalty and friendship but is about to get a nasty surprise.
The 4400 3×13: Fifty-Fifty
Tom and Diana continue their investigation on Jordan Collier’s plan for mankind. Dennis Ryland returns to NTAC. Isabelle is seriously injured when she takes a classroom hostage.
Two And A Half Men 1×24: Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Desperate Housewives 1×23: One Wonderful Day
Gabrielle, Susan, and Lynette rush to the hospital in the middle of the night after receiving a phone call from Danielle telling them about Rex’s heart attack. Bree confides that she feels guilty because she and Rex were having a fight when he had his heart attack and that now he needs a pacemaker. Before his operation, Rex apologizes for being a bad husband. After not getting any better, the doctor suggests to Rex that maybe Bree was tampering with his medication. Rex writes her a note telling her that he understands, and then dies not knowing the real truth. Minutes later, a doctor calls Bree to tell her that Rex has died. She numbly sits in her empty dining room, looking at the chair where Rex would normally sit. She goes into typical Bree coping mode by polishing the silver but then she dissolves into heartbroken sobs. Lynette’s marriage takes a dramatic turn after an upset Tom, who accidentally quit his job under false pretenses due to Lynette’s manipulation, vows that it is now her turn to go back to work and he’ll be staying home with the kids. And Lynette may just take his offer. Carlos finally learns that John and Gabrielle have been lovers for a while, and vows revenge as he is carted off to jail. Mike takes Paul out to a deserted quarry, intending to shoot him. After realizing it’s about Dierdre, Paul reveals why Mary Alice killed herself: a drugged-out Dierdre sold them her baby to feed her habit. They fled Utah and changed their names, but she still found them. Mary Alice killed Dierdre by accident when she came to forcibly take Zach/Dana back from them and they hid her body where they thought it would never be found — in a toy chest buried under their new pool. In the end Mike doesn’t kill Paul, but goes home where Zach is waiting for him, while pointing a gun at Susan.
The Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center's dance marathon is taken into effect. Rumors fly about Tasha and Alice's relationship troubles and someone is moving to the Big Apple. The HIT!'s Sunset Boulevard makes a shocking revelation to Kit as there's a no-show at the bus stop.
Jenny sells a screen play, and when all the girls are talking about it at The Planet, Alice finds out that it was her story that Jenny had stolen. Jenny and Shane get into a fight about Shane talking to and seeing Nikki. Helena is going out for dinner with Dylan. The girls are not so sure it is the best idea so they decide to test Dylan by getting Nikki to hit on her and see her reaction.
Bette and Tina travel out of town to meet with a potential birth mother. Dylan approaches Tina in the hopes that she can help her get back in touch with Helena. The girls, on the other hand, don't want Helena to have any contact with Dylan, and Tasha and Alice take it upon themselves to set Helena up with a blind date. Meanwhile, Max and Tom have trouble dealing with the unexpected pregnancy.
Tina's troubles with the Lez Girls film continue as the negative for the film is stolen. The group react to Shane and Jenny's shocking news. Bette continues to have trouble at work with Jodi. Alice makes a decision that could affect her career.
In the season premiere, things pick up after we last saw the girls in the Lez Girls wrap-up party. Shane tries to deal with her betrayal to Jenny as they both attempt to figure out their feelings. Bette and Tina get anxious when Angelica's fever suddenly peaks. Alice and Tasha don't know whether to break up or stay together. Meanwhile, Helena and Kit party as the new club owners of HIT!.